Brad:

DING DING DING DING! You guessed it! Actually, I'm ordering ten yards of fabric, with the secret sneaky squirrel goal of ending up with two double width yards left over, to have made up into a Matt Newsome box pleated kilt.

I figure then I'll have all my possible weather bases covered: the five yard thirteen ounce USAK for warm weather, a four yard box pleat Newsome kilt for general purposes and a frickin' TANK for cooler climes. I'd be set for, as the hymn goes, "any clime or place."