Bad publicity!

[Ayin McFye]

I look forward to the day when they also have to name the tartan that they were wearing in order to narrow the field of suspects down.

I just got this visual in my head of some guy stating "It was a 30 year old male wearing a Dress MacKenzie tartan, Ancient MacKenzie hose flashes, size 9 gillies, an imitation rabbit fur spooran and he was missing a tassel, and he had a cap on but the badge was a MacPhee I believe"

[Nick]

I just got this visual in my head of some guy stating "It was a 30 year old male wearing a Dress MacKenzie tartan, Ancient MacKenzie hose flashes, size 9 gillies, an imitation rabbit fur spooran and he was missing a tassel, and he had a cap on but the badge was a MacPhee I believe"

A fully disreputable charachter to be sure.

[GlassMan]

My spouse is a cop and yesterday they got a look-out for an male between the ages of 15 and 50, probably african american but possibley a darkly tanned hispanic or asian, wearing jeans and a hoodie.

That pretty much eliminates only old white ladies from the line-up! Police descriptions can be a real hoot because they get soo vague sometimes.

[fluter]

I look forward to the day when they also have to name the tartan that they were wearing in order to narrow the field of suspects down.

I thought that was the point? "The man said a man wearing a kilt he did not know..." Emphasis added Clearly, the witness could not ID the tartan!