Quote Originally Posted by Hamish View Post
So, Jamie! YOU are the phantom sporran fondler of the Balls Pond Road. Now it can be told......
Quote Originally Posted by McClef View Post
I regret that it does not come to my memory banks Hamish.

I do remember Bruce Forsythe's Generation Game and the "plays" put on by the Balls Pond Rd Amateur Dramatic Society.

And I was once taken to a pub called The Entertainer on that thoroughfare to hear quite a good band.
The Phantom Sporran Fondler of the Balls Pond Road! Wow! Lots of classic UK hmour sources being conflated here.

I think there was a Goon show script called 'The dreaded batter-pudding hurler of Bexhill on Sea.' - written by Spike Milligan.

There was also a Two Ronnies serial called 'The Phantom Rasberry-Blower' also written by Spike Milligan.

There was also a Peter Sellers comedy record track 'Auntie Rotter' which mentioned the Auntie Rotter Home for Oprhans, Balls Pond Road, London.

Have I missed anything?

Best regards