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    > > If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow

    > >

    > > Eyewitness accounts.

    > >

    > > America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i

    > just

    > > ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

    > >

    > > Glasgow "#### wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good

    > > boot, then decked him"

    > >

    > > America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home,

    > I

    > > thought i was gonna die"

    > >

    > > Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"

    > >

    > > America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions,

    > we

    > > didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

    > >

    > > Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we ll get a pint in"

    > >

    > > America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,

    > and

    > > was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just

    > ran

    > > for my life"

    > >

    > > Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty

    > couldnae

    > > even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good

    > boot

    > > to the baws"

    > >

    > > America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i

    > was

    > > gonna die"

    > >

    > > Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire

    > it

    > > wis like that"

    > >

    > > America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"

    > >

    > > Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am

    > gonna be

    > > oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

    > >

    >

    > > Finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are

    > > real)

    > >

    >

    > John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer

    > asked

    > > "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow

    >

    > > we'll just set about you"

    > > John done an interview on cnn and they asked how he restrained the guy

    > and

    > > he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some

    > > other guy banjoed him" !
    Last edited by Nervous Jock; 2nd July 07 at 11:02 AM.

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