Great stuff! Certainly saves repeating the same old rebuttals ad nauseum. While I generally answer your " 10.* Aren't you cold in that? (asked quite often during inclimate weather) " the same way that you have, I also often answer "think about it: Scotland is as near as damn it to the Arctic Circle, & the Scots seem to have survived quite well in one form or another for around 5000 years... Does that suggest to you that a kilt is warm & practical?"