...when your kilt goes out of style 3-400 years later, I think we can all find good homes to recycle it too.

Obviously, this organization, or story editor, failed to study the waste stream of kilts for hire. Each one that comes back is dry cleaned, OMG I hope so. How much damage does that do to the economy. And then they're sold off-hire, and we're back to where we started. When my eye is better, I'll try to track the original story.