i swear it wasn't me

[emolas]

A Moorhead man scheduled to be married today was arrested early Friday morning for having sex in a public place while wearing a kilt

I wonder if there is a different law against having sex in a public place while wearing pants. They really should have worded it differently or left it off altogether but then I guess it wouldn't be as sensational.

[RANT]
It's crazy how the media latches on to these things. You don't hear them saying things like "A man in a red shirt was arrested today...". People who do these things in kilts don't upset me because it's just clothing and whatever people do in jeans, they will do in a kilt. What upsets me is that the press have to make a big deal about the fact that he was wearing a kilt. Because these are virtually the only media reports on people wearing kilts, the sheeple think that everyone who wear kilts is a deviant. The same goes for race. You never hear "A man was arrested..." and then find out later in the article he was black. It's always "A black man was arrested..." or "Three white guys raped a black woman..."
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