Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Phil]

Aye, well. And it is an old dialect.
Older than Weegie nedspeak at any rate.
:P

You are a manky auld yin, eh.

Gonny no say that. If you're a weegie frae Glesga then y'll know that a Hindu is the last pigeon in a race, a scaffie empties yer bins every week, ye pit a wee wager on the cuddies in the 3.30 race, yer pa wiz a wee nyaff fae Brigton an yer maw wiz aye awa tae the bingo in hur baffies a bowly legged.