4 Yard Kilt - Can it be formal?

[Colin]

Jamie -

I'm really starting to believe that you could wear a Hefty bag and make it look top shelf.

Don't say these things to him. They go straight to his head. All we have heard about in the Mod section is how all these other kilt sites are using pictures of Jamie,etc,etc....Soon he'll be unable to get that swollen noggin' in the Zepplin.

[Panache]

...Soon he'll be unable to get that swollen noggin' in the Zepplin.

Never fear dear Colin, I shall simply have allthe access portals on the Saltire widened

Cheers

Jamie