You are in the best place to vent. This has happened to my husband several times.....women come up to him asking what's worn under his kilt. He says, "Nothing. All parts are fully functional." I am baffled as to why so many think this is perfectly acceptable to either try to sneak a peak or ask that question.

I liked a T-shirt I saw one of the athletes wore at the Maine Highland Games this past weekend: "It's a kilt. If I wore something under it, it would be a skirt." Case closed!