Regrets

[sporranlegionaire]

I'm collecting dandelions and drying them to ensure I have some for my crest badge for the upcoming Highland Games I'll be attending this fall...

Now here's an idea - but presumably goes beyond the boundaries of good taste:

Embed a dandelion flower in a clear resin disc. That way you'll have a real one to wear forever, out of season or not. Sorry. Wash my mouth out.