Just to totally Hijack this thread and inspire Panache to drag the F-H.C.A.G. up to the City and then write us a report....

Or perhaps monkey@arms and the fair Cynthia.... I present to you Alan H's list of the best 5 places to kiss in San Francisco, in order of kissability.

1. The Wave Organ at the end of the jetty that sticks out past the Saint Francis and Golden Gate Yacht Clubs. This kiss must be done at night, preferably after midnight, but any time after sunset will do.

2. The Shakespeare Garden in Golden Gate Park. Preferably you should be standing at the far end by the brick wall, at about 2:00 in the afternoon, late spring through midsummer.

3. The basement of the City Lights Bookstore, 261 Columbus Ave...famous for being the home of many of the "Beat" poets and writers of the late 50's and early 60's. Find the brick arches and kiss her socks off under one of them, next to a volume of poetry by Kenneth Rexroth. You should be seriously hyped on caffeine when you deliver this kiss.

4. Under Queen Wilhelmina's Windmill in Golden Gate Park. It should be wickedly windy with fog streaming over you, so that you can't even see the top of the windmill...which is badly in need of restoration, BTW. When you''ve crossed her eyes and curled her hair....get in the car and drive to City Lights bookstore. Stop for coffee on Columbus Ave and then to curl her hair again, see #3, above.

5.) South Tower, Golden Gate Bridge on the BAY side, not the ocean side. Pick a gorgeous sunny day in the late summer....Like NOW! Walk out there with here. Stop at the South tower and look at the view. YOU know what to do by now.

6. Honorable Mention: Go out to Angel Island. Make reservations ahead of time. Believe it or not, you can camp on the island. Go in the middle of the summer. You have the entire island to yourself after the last ferry leaves at 6:00. Walk down to the west side of the island and watch the sunset behind the bridge. Eat your picnic dinner together. As it gets dark, stroll along the Island circumference road, it's about a 90 minute walk to go all the way around. Enjoy the lights coming on. Pick your spot with the lights twinkling on the Bay, you can't pick a bad spot. It's almost impossible. You'rer sheltered from the wind on the side that faces Berkeley. Pop her a good one, so she'll remember it!.

We now return you to your regularly kilted programming.