I just ordered!

[pdcorlis]

One of the things that makes Jerry so cool is - he's built his shop on top of a galactic wormhole that he uses for product delivery. Once a package is dropped into the wormhole it spins forward and back oscillating through the time stream eventually ending up at your door four or five days from your purchase. I understand he is currently experimenting with a series of superpowerful colossal electromagnets that will focus the time stream to allow the product to arrive at your door prior to your ever thinking about ordering it.

Now that's cool...

[ardchoille]

One of the things that makes Jerry so cool is - he's built his shop on top of a galactic wormhole that he uses for product delivery. Once a package is dropped into the wormhole it spins forward and back oscillating through the time stream eventually ending up at your door four or five days from your purchase. I understand he is currently experimenting with a series of superpowerful colossal electromagnets that will focus the time stream to allow the product to arrive at your door prior to your ever thinking about ordering it.

Now that's cool...

I think you have just earned the "Best Post Ever" award

[Mr. Kilt]

I think you have just earned the "Best Post Ever" award

You don't think he's serious??