I forgot to include my own responses...

Stranger: “So why are you wearing a kilt?”
You: .... "One word... Breeze"
Stranger: “Wow, are you Scottish?
You: …. "No My name's Kris"
Stranger: “Is it true what they say?”
You: …. "Who are they, and what are they saying?"
Stranger: “Can I buy you a drink?”
You: …. "Yes, but i'm not a cheap date"