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  1. 13th September 07, 09:35 PM #1
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    Red face Gerard Butler

    A girl at work e-mailed me a link to a web site with the topic line of “Order me one.” I clicked on it & it was a long page of pictures of Gerard Butler in what looked like a leather Utilikilt. I hit the my internal phone system button to instantly connect with her & said “Those leather kilts are expensive! Are you nuts? I can’t bring in one of those even through the Special Orders Department.” Now while I am saying this I am slowly scrolling through the pictures. She responds “ I don’t want the kilt, dummy. I want what’s IN that kilt.” About this time I get to a pic of him holding a claymore. I exclaim “Dang! look at the size of that guys claymore. She laughs. I don’t really take notice. She asks “How does that compare to your claymore, David?” I respond “I don’t have a claymore.” She busts out laughing …. THEN it hits me. All I could say was “OK you got me.”
  2. 14th September 07, 06:46 AM #2
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    Haha, Great little story!
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    Funny.
    I've seen those pictures I think they were from a dressed to kilt event a few years ago, and the kilt I believe is from TFCK
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    Proper response:
    "Claymore? Why would I want something THAT SMALL!!!"
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    I'm pretty sure my wife has more than a little crush on him. Ah, if I could just speak with a brogue...
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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf67 View Post
    Proper response:
    "Claymore? Why would I want something THAT SMALL!!!"
    "Why would I want a wee claymore, when I already have a caber?"
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    Now we know how you got the handle Dirk Skene. How does that translate again?
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    Now we know how you got the handle Dirk Skene. How does that translate again?

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    I must be getting old.. I had to read the story twice before it occurred to me what this was about
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    Was this the one?



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