OK. My wife picked up a video called "Come on over to Barney's House" with everyone's favorite (SARCASM!) dinosaur.

In the second or third scene, the girl and boy find a "magic globe" that lets them hear music from allover the world. the boy turns the globe and lands on Scotland. Suddenly, they're both in kilts, the boy and the girl.

Only things are NOT right at all.

She has on hose an flashes. She says "nice skirt" to him, only to be corrected by Barney saying "that's not a skirt. its a kilt. worn by the bravest men in Scotland to formal occasions."

Now, for the boy's Kilt. It's TOO short. He's got no flashes or hose and no Sporran!

You'd think the folks at Barney's studio would have done some research.