"I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too"

In light of a few of the newer ones, Barney isn't all that bad. A few look like their creator is on a drug trip somewhere. It make "Fraggle Rock" seem like Seseame Street.

(I've convinced my kids that Barney scares me, so they will CHANGE the CHANNEL when Barney comes on.)