Quote Originally Posted by kiltimabar View Post
Strange thing is, I already have more kilts than my wife has skirts; more sporrans than she has purses, and with outfits for other military/historical activities, more shoes than she has.

So she really has a right to complain, but only that she has too few, not that I have too many.
Well, I don't tell her what to wear, and she no longer asks me what colors go with what. She just asks which tartan I'm wearing!