I just ordered my first kilt!

[McMurdo]

I think you're hooked. Congratulations on number 2

[thescot]

UhHuh, just as we suspected. It's begun.

Oh it starts out innocent enough, an in expensive kilt here, a lower end sporran there. But before you know it, you're graduating to 8 yard tanks and fur sporrans with doublets and charlies and all that.

And then there's the really hard stuff like inverness capes and hand-carved cromachs with horn crooks. You're friends will be talking about how you decended to the depths of Scottish attire, and you'll be having more fun and hanging out with the finest people you've ever known.

Welcome aboard.