UhHuh, just as we suspected. It's begun.
Oh it starts out innocent enough, an in expensive kilt here, a lower end sporran there. But before you know it, you're graduating to 8 yard tanks and fur sporrans with doublets and charlies and all that. 
And then there's the really hard stuff like inverness capes and hand-carved cromachs with horn crooks. You're friends will be talking about how you decended to the depths of Scottish attire, and you'll be having more fun and hanging out with the finest people you've ever known.
Welcome aboard.
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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