Kilts and costumes

[James MacMillan]

Oh heck - Wear what you want! Come to my house when you are out trick-or-treating, and I'll talk kilts with you, and even offer you a beer or a single malt..............

I require whisky, so if you'll excuse me.

So here’s the deal. Any adult showing up at my house after eight PM in a kilt, will be served beer or a single malt. Any adult showing up kilted before eight PM (especially is they are towing three rug rats) will be met with an amused smile. Any adult showing up at an adult style party kilted, will be forced to listed to the question, until they run screaming into the hills.

Now I too require whiskey, and you can bet your sweet bippy that I know how to drink it………………