Quote Originally Posted by The F-H.C.A.G. View Post
And, in my case, one would rapidly break out in an ugly and extremely itchy rash!
See, Alan? The F-H.B-T.C.A.G. needs a long-sleeve, knee-length leine so she can dance, twitch and drool with us while draped in massive volumes of wool tartan. Pleater doesn't seem to have the same reaction to wool.