Quote Originally Posted by irishrob View Post
My friends who kayak, also call the covers of their "holes/ports/seats/whatever they are" kilts!

Rob
Sprayskirts. Although, one brand of sprayskirt is a Kayak Kilt. Kilt is certainly more rugged sounding than sprayskirt. Or, you could use the traditional word for the Inuit sprayskirt, akuilisaq.

Buy your wife a kayak and you can go around telling people that you fulfilled your wife's secret desire.