Ok, a few questions...

1. Why is the fabric swatch in Stewart Black, and his costume is not, if that's a swatch of the costume (although, come to think of it, they didn't say it was a swatch of the costume, just that's it's an actual fabric swatch...)

2. Why is he wearing a French beret?

3.Why is he wearing leg warmers with dress shoes?

4. What is that fuzzy little thing hanging at his waistline?

5. How much did they have to pay him to pose for that picture?

Hey! For the same price, they sell a gorilla suit! That would look great with my Stewart Black Kilt!