Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
My kilt-despising wife wants to dress me up as a Christmas tree with Maple Leaf kilt as the tree "skirt". She thinks the ML looks very Christmasy. Her work email for flaming is soontobe@exwife.com!
Well, you know Grant, the Maple Leaf has the green and brown for the tree, the red for the decorations, and that gold-brown stripe for the tinsel ... and I have seen wrapping paper that looks like it ...

(Maple Leaf tartan aficionados: I'm kidding. If Pete ever deigns to sell me some ML, I will join you. And with my penchant for green shirts, I will look more like a Christmas tree than Grant ever would.)