Kilts in Costumes

**Mark Keeney** · 14th October 07, 06:00 PM

You could go as a catholic school girl.

**Panache** · 14th October 07, 06:04 PM

If you can manage the lightning bolts coming from your eyes, what about going as Mike1?*

Cheers

Jamie

* I am so going to pay for that!

**ccga3359** · 14th October 07, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

If you can manage the lightning bolts coming from your eyes, what about going as Mike1?*

Cheers

Jamie

* I am so going to pay for that

I'm now reminded of Mel Gibson's response in Braveheart to the Peter Mullan's charactor's statement "That can't be William Wallace, he's not tall enough".

**ChromeScholar** · 14th October 07, 06:18 PM

I still think a gorilla suit with a Black Stewart kilt is the way to go!

**emolas** · 14th October 07, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

I'm now reminded of Mel Gibson's response in Braveheart to the Peter Mullan's charactor's statement "That can't be William Wallace, he's not tall enough".

If I recall correctly, the lightning bolts weren't coming from his EYES but somewhere a bit further south...

**Wompet** · 15th October 07, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

My kilt-despising wife wants to dress me up as a Christmas tree with Maple Leaf kilt as the tree "skirt". She thinks the ML looks very Christmasy. Her work email for flaming is soontobe@exwife.com!

Well, you know Grant, the Maple Leaf has the green and brown for the tree, the red for the decorations, and that gold-brown stripe for the tinsel ... and I have seen wrapping paper that looks like it ...

(Maple Leaf tartan aficionados: I'm kidding. If Pete ever deigns to sell me some ML, I will join you. And with my penchant for green shirts, I will look more like a Christmas tree than Grant ever would.)

**Tattoo Bradley** · 15th October 07, 07:04 AM

I don't see any way you can do the "kilted ninja" thing WITHOUT explaining what the heck one has to do with the other.

**Clockwork John** · 15th October 07, 10:20 AM

My local Target actually has a gorilla costume... I just might have to go as an escapee from the Edinburgh zoo!(which, BTW, is a lovely zoo. It was one of the highlights of our visit.)