Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
......but the sporran...a pink sporran. It' s unnatural.
'Tis from the muzzle of the Acyrli-Beast, stained pink with its last bloody expirant after Panache felled it with high explosives ... which is really unsportsmanlike, but that is a topic for a different thread.

Maybe if it was a dress shirt instead of a Jacobite, maybe if the shirt and hose were a lighter color ... I don't know.