Opinions vary among pals Hamish. No problem.
I happen to like the look & feel of a Fly Plaid as much as you don't. It makes me feel rather dignified and sensible - as I only wear them as a 'Formal' touch. Just the Kilt is an everyday thing for me, so to 'dress up,' say, for Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas etc. I don the Plaid. Folk say I look quite dashing...