Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[keepoffgrass]

I have one of those pink ribbons on my truck. in fact I cant think of a better cause to support. ******

Course! Foiled again!

[Daaaaang]

Oh god I just finally finished this thread. Now I can't think what to do with my life. I guess I'll go put on a kilt. Maybe go outside. Maybe eat lunch. Who am I kidding I am going to write my French paper and do my math homework like a good student.

Thanks for the ride,
Matt!

[Larry124]

DO:
Put on a kilt, and…
- Go outside. (Absent blizzard, outside is always good.)
- Eat lunch. (DON’T spill any food on the kilt!)
- Write a French paper. (Maybe on the Scots who served France?)
- Do math homework. (This will help: “One kilt two kilt three kilt four / Five kilt six kilt seven kilt / More!”)
- Be a good student. (The bonnie lass will love the kilt, but she’ll want a lad who can earn a living too.)