Great looking kilt, Captain!

Do you always wear your kilt without a sporran?

I find a sporran, besides be essential for carrying stuff like wallet, keys, etc., is very useful for shielding "the boys" from view when sitting. When I sit in a traditionally styled kilt, I sweep the pleats in place with my right arm (because the pleats fold to the right) while simultaneously pushing down on the sporran while spreading my legs to accomodate. I continue to apply downward pressure on the sporran until I'm situated in my seat & the bottom of the sporran is pushing against the seat. This assures firm contact between the seat, apron & sporran, thus preserving modesty.
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