Quote Originally Posted by sorcererdale View Post
I only got one "It's too cold to wear a skirt" comment and it surprised me as it came from behind while we were walking to a tattoo place to check out designs. When I looked back at him, he smiled and ducked into a store.
"Yep. Good thing I'm not wearing one."
As for the other, my usual response is "What I do on the bagpipes can't be called playing."