Quote Originally Posted by Surly Dave View Post
All this geneology talk reminds me of the old song, "I'm My Own Grandpaw".
or to paraphrase Tom Lehrer http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/oedipus.htm

Oedipus Rex...he loved his mother
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother...
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out, one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.