Petition for release

[ccga3359]

Thanks Jake you now have the my exclusive life story without Panache's heavy self-serving editing... Opps the petition was supposed to be private and now everyone knows MONKEY@ARMS voted for my unconditional release.

[Panache]

But Grant, you were freed. You are cured. You are all better.

See:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...&postcount=153

No longer must you have to remain imprisoned, all alone, in a straitjacket, in a padded cell.

You can return to the arms of your loving wife.

Congratulations

Cheers

Jamie

[ccga3359]

But Grant, you were freed. You are cured. You are all better.

See:

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...&postcount=153

No longer must you have to remain imprisoned, all alone, in a straitjacket, in a padded cell.

You can return to the arms of your loving wife.

Congratulations

Cheers

Jamie

But that was just a dream! Or one of TurtleDoves commercial breaks. I'm still sitting here knees to chin stuffed from 3 heapings of tapioca and custard (don't ask). I demand my freedom and compleat vindication from your treachery and allegory. By trying to down your airship in flames I was attempting to save your snivelling worthless hides and to senselessly slaughter the Acryli-Beast single-handedly in the name of preservation. Yet you have made me out to be some vain dastardly villian. It is just not very nice of you.

[Panache]

But that was just a dream! Or one of TurtleDoves commercial breaks. I'm still sitting here knees to chin stuffed from 3 heapings of tapioca and custard (don't ask). I demand my freedom and compleat vindication from your treachery and allegory. By trying bring down your airship in flames I was attempting to save your worthless hides and to senselessly slaughter the Acryli-Beast single-handedly in the name of preservation. yet you have made me out to be some vain dastardly villian. It is just not very nice of you.

Grant,

There is more to life than pudding! You HAVE to go home to the arms of your loving wife! Go on now...


Cheers

Jamie

[ccga3359]

Grant,

There is more to life than pudding! You HAVE to go home to the arms of your loving wife! Go on now...


Cheers

Jamie

Yet you signed to keep me incarcerated!

[Panache]

Yet you signed to keep me incarcerated!

Well the Stupid Canadian Doctors didn't ask me! One moment you are a homicidal world conqueror, the next you are Queen of the Arctic Circle, and finally you are world's leading expert on pudding. Strikes me as suspect behavior. Did they, the Medical Review Board of S.I.C.K. listen to me?

Nooooooooooooooo!

So now you are free to reunite with the Sinister Ontario Kilt Society and do God knows what!

My only consolation is that McMurdo is there.



Cheers

Jamie

[ccga3359]

My only condolence is that McMurdo is there.



Cheers

Jamie

Finally we agree on something!