Hooters Kilted

[davedove]

Hooters girls wear name tags.

You have to be careful though, sometimes they will switch name tags. Or maybe they just do that to see if the customers are paying attention.

[ccga3359]

I've been to Hooters but once. Almost ten years ago whilst visiting a friend in Ottawa, it was one of the first in Canada. My son at the time was an infant (first of the spawn) and my wife was still feeding at the time so finally she had some major league yahbos. So looking for a souvenirs I noticed our waitress' shirt. Innocently enough I ask "how could I get a Hooter shirt?"

"You have to be a Hooters girl" she replied.

"Soooooo, I'll bite. How do I get a Hooters girl?"

I was as shocked as she was amused at what I'd retorted.


Before you judge me and call me bad, might I remind you that I was gentlemanly and I looked into her eyes* the whole time.


*Okay it was the owls eyes , I couldn't help myself.