These are my personal favorites -

This I got at the Utilikilt Flagship store on my recent trip to Seattle. It's been fun watching & hearing people's reaction to this statement of the obvious.


This one has gotten many a chuckle


For a subtle response to "The Question"


For not so subtle responses to "The Question"

(since the image is small, here's the responses)
HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
HOW WARM ARE YOUR HANDS?
ON A GOOD DAY, LIPSTICK
SAME AS YOU, ONLY BIGGER
MY SHOES AND SOCKS
A WEE SET OF PIPES...
WHAT GOD GRACED ME WITH
MY SCOTTISH PRIDE
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