OK Robertson, those of us who can't deal with low-spice food use one of these little babies...a Tabasco Sauce holster. Just slip this handy gadget onto your belt and you're never without your favorite hot sauce!

Take one of your favorite nosing glasses to the local leatherworker and have them whip up a holster for you. Of course, you'd want a pair...in brown and black to match your leathers or you might be the object of another "what's wrong with this photo" contest!