Overheard

[Nighthawk]

Striding through the Mall on my way to the moviesthis afternoon in my Stillwater Wallace, two elderly ladies were coming out of a store;
1st. lady; "O my. look, Margaret, a Scotchman in a Kilt, don't just LOVE that Tartan! O, how wonderful he looks...
(I smile and continue walking)
2nd lady, "I used to go to scottish dances, and do you know - they don't wear any...."

...bait for the Loc Ness monster. Ouch!! Nessy biting you there... That would not be fun!!

[Frank McGrath]

Name Tags. I have never seen a Kilted man with a name tag.