Overheard

[Clockwork John]

2nd lady, "I used to go to scottish dances, and do you know - they don't wear any...." (I was out of earshot, so I'll never know what "they" don't wear now. I wonder what that can be????

we must not speak of what is under thy kilt

Pants. They don't wear pants under a kilt.

[Ozman1944]

Cactus Jack :"A-hab the A-rab (sheik of the burning sands???)' Spare us all!!!
Of course I'm much to young to know about that - I saw it on a tent flap in the Casbah-

[Coinneach]

2nd lady, "I used to go to scottish dances, and do you know - they don't wear any...." (I was out of earshot, so I'll never know what "they" don't wear now.

Hearing aids, obviously

[CactusJack]

Cactus Jack :"A-hab the A-rab (sheik of the burning sands???)' Spare us all!!!
Of course I'm much to young to know about that - I saw it on a tent flap in the Casbah-

Okay if you say so.......
By the way just so you know my leg is doing fine..

[Nick the DSM]

great story, i guess we'll never know.

[Ozman1944]

Great! Glad to hear everything's o.k.

[Nighthawk]

Striding through the Mall on my way to the moviesthis afternoon in my Stillwater Wallace, two elderly ladies were coming out of a store;
1st. lady; "O my. look, Margaret, a Scotchman in a Kilt, don't just LOVE that Tartan! O, how wonderful he looks...
(I smile and continue walking)
2nd lady, "I used to go to scottish dances, and do you know - they don't wear any...."

...bait for the Loc Ness monster. Ouch!! Nessy biting you there... That would not be fun!!

[Frank McGrath]

Name Tags. I have never seen a Kilted man with a name tag.