Crazy Women, Weddings, and Crisis

[davedove]

A great man once said: "She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!"

Men marry women for what they think they are, and hope they never change.
Women marry men for what they think they can become, and hope they do change.

I can't say that either is the wiser approach.

[Big Paul]

Sean Connery: "I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them"

My ex-girlfriend was AT my wedding!! She and my wife are friends... We are all cool with it. "That was then, and this it now"

[beowulf67]

As Jack Nicholson's character said in "As Good as it Gets" when asked how he wrote women so well:
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Words to live by.

[string]

You're bride is totally right about the dress.
I planned a wedding once (dodged that particular bullet too)
Yes, I drove all around me crazy... this is an example

Music Person: So what do you wanna walk down the Isle to?
String: dunno, pick something.
MP: what do you mean you dunno!!!!!!! you have to have an opinion
String: you have good taste, too bad my sister had the exit the Imperial March from Star Wars, If i do too it's so copying.
MP: I'm going to talk to your (insert slightly rude name for ex here)

I delegate, I hate planning, i don't care about flowers, I didn't really want anyone to stand up with me, I was on the cheap... but I still must have that unique dress, and my solution was to make it myself. My mom called me the anti-bridezilla, of course she plans things like I do, call people and tell them to bring pizza and say it's a party.

[Mr. Kilt]

Comedian John Wing says a married man only needs to know four words:
Oh.
Yeah.
Right.
Sorry.
They can be used together as a sentence or by themselves.

[Frank McGrath]

After I became engaged to the current Mrs. McGrath, I had a dream. We were in the church exchanging vows and when the Pastor asked that insane question, " is there any body here that has any problems", an old girlfriend stood up, raised her hand, and MY EX WIFE STOOD UP AND SHOT HER! Dream or Nightmare?

[James MacMillan]

Comedian John Wing says a married man only needs to know four words:
Oh.
Yeah.
Right.
Sorry.
They can be used together as a sentence or by themselves.

That augmented with a few "Yes Dear" 's would last the whole marriage..

Good one!