Arlen, that's pretty funny, you gotta admit. C'mon, even I had trouble understanding your accent and here she is claiming that it's fake! Hahaha, what a dumb b!@^(#.

That being said, I think you should turn in your Ancient Grant kilt, seeing as how you have no right to wear it EVER, and get a proper MacDonald...maybe that lady can point you to the vendor where her brother got his kilt?