My theory on naming kids is that your first priority should be giving the kid a name he can live with. So try and imagine growing up with that name before actually giving it to them. It may seem nice to name them after uncle Enis or aunt Helga, but that's just gonna be hell for the poor kid.

And forget about crazy names. Bad enough celebrities ruin their kids lives (as though they weren't going to be screwed up enough already) with names like apple and kal el, don't make the same mistakes.

However, when it comes to middle names, I say go nuts. Give them five crazy middle names and make their initials spell something fun. Throw in "danger" just for the hell of it.

Although, I do wonder how much money you could get for the naming rights to a kid. because for $20,000 I could see having a kid named starburst...


And now here's a suggested name for each letter of the alphabet (and 2 for X, because it's just cooler than all the other letters)

Antonio
Bruce (a good name, particularly when the middle name is wayne, willis, or lee.)
Cameron
Dante
Ethan
Flint
Gideon
Hiro
Isaac
Jaden
Kyle
Liam
Mace
Nolan
Owen,
Phoenix
Quinton
Rikimaru (like me)
Sean
Talon
Ulric
Vaughn
Wyatt
Xander
Xavier
Yoda (not many names begin with Y)
Zeke