Stillwater Economy Disappointment

[James MacMillan]

who gains weight? Tis a well known fact that kilts mysteriously shrink. The authorities are stumped as to why

Governments have spent tragabazillions secretly investigating this phenomenon and have finally come close to concluding that this fabric shrinkage is caused by the toxic pollution in the air, caused by the flatulence of the wild Hagis. One possible solution still under study, and a possible future counter measure is to soak effected fabric in Snipe oil, which over time may cause the fabric to return to the original size.

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Governments have spent tragabazillions secretly investigating this phenomenon and have finally come close to concluding that this fabric shrinkage is caused by the toxic pollution in the air, caused by the flatulence of the wild Hagis. One possible solution still under study, and a possible future counter measure is to soak effected fabric in Snipe oil, which over time may cause the fabric to return to the original size.

Hmmm...interesting theory! A Sister friend tells me that humidity causes your clothes to shrink as they hang in the closet!!
It is certainly NOT that we get bigger!!!

[Mr. MacDougall]

a possible future counter measure is to soak effected fabric in Snipe oil, which over time may cause the fabric to return to the original size.

Oh, great, so now people will be squeezing snipes. Well, I suppose some of them may enjoy that.

As for exchanging the kilt for one of the right size... keep in mind that Jerry is phasing out the Economy line, and what's available is what's available. There just isn't one in the right size to be had.