There's a great title: Chef, Procurer of Haggis.

Anyone seen Mike Myers' So I Married an Axe Murderer? Remember his nightmarishly-alliterative address to his would-be wife?: "Harriet! Harriet! Hard-hearted Harbinger of Haggis!"

That's even better. Chef, you're the "Harbinger of Haggis"...

-- Cirthalion

P.S. Guys, I was bummed that I was going to miss your kilt night on the Dec. 22nd because of holiday travels; but I've been invited to go to two events kilted: midnight mass on Christmas eve, in formal (Argyll), and then a black-tie new year's eve party, for which I'll crack out the whole Prince Charlie get-up. Should be grand! I'll get lots of pics.

Merry Christmas to the whole NY/NJ krew!