Holiday Diet

[kiltedinUSMC]

Here's another diet to help with the stress of the season:

Breakfast: Two shots of single malt.
Lunch: Three shots of single malt.
Dinner: Four shots of single malt.
Late snack: Egg nog, made with five shots of single malt.

Stress? What stress?

That sound like a Marine's Weekend diet.

[davedove]

Another rule to remember: If the food is eaten at a celebration of any sort, it is a special occasion and the calories don't count.