One time at band camp I was enrolled in a talent show with some friends. We had a really awesome song arranged in 4-part harmony with a mandolin, but while we were practicing the mandolin tore itself apart in the humidity. So to fill in the space I sung the Scotsman. I was in the camp uniform, so no kilt, and I had no preparation, so no ribbon.

Still a hit though. Everybody likes to hear that song every once in a while.