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25th December 07, 12:02 PM
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Kilts Are Sensual Garments
Kilts pretty much hit each of our five senses. No wonder we enjoy wearing them so much.
Touch: The "hand" of a find fabric. The feel of the cloth, or leather, against our skin. The feel of the swish of the pleats when we walk. The feel of the wind dancing in the pleats and freely swirling under our kilt. The touch of a beautiful lass as she "inspects" our kilt and freely gives us a lingering hug.
Sight: The pleasure of viewing a fine fabric, a beautiful and meaningful tartan, the craftsmanship of our kiltmaker and a finely coordinated turnout. The sight of a beautiful lass doing a double take when she sees us or when her gaze lingers.
Sound: We can't often hear our pleats dancing in the wind or swishing, but sometimes we can. We do hear kilt compliments from beautiful women and sometimes some very attractive suggestions from a very attractive lass.
Taste: Perhaps we don't suck on our kilts to savor them, but we seem to be drawn to ethnic foods when kilted and to visit Celtic themed pubs and restaurants when kilted. And when lucky we savor the taste of the kiss of a beautiful lass who appreciates a kilted gent.
Smell: A wet wool kilt for sure, but more likely the scent of a beautiful lass as she comes close drawn by our kilt.
Come to your senses - Kilt up!
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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25th December 07, 12:06 PM
#2
Ron,
You had me pretty worried there a moment with the title of this thread!
Happy Yule
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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25th December 07, 12:10 PM
#3
Exactly Ron - That is correct..... we could also add that a kilt wearer is also much quicker to respond to the appropriate signals than our pants wearing brothers..
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25th December 07, 12:13 PM
#4
Quoting a phrase ...
"Down with Pants, Up with Kilts ! "
CT - Merry Christmas All.
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25th December 07, 12:22 PM
#5
Sensual, yeah, that's what it is.
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25th December 07, 12:25 PM
#6
Well said Ron, never thought of kilts in that way before, but yes you are right.
Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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25th December 07, 02:23 PM
#7
All of the senses seem to be sensing beautiful lasses more than the kilt itself...
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25th December 07, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Daaaaang
All of the senses seem to be sensing beautiful lasses more than the kilt itself...
Aye make sure to wear yur Sporran
MrBill
Very Sir Lord MrBill the Essential of Happy Bottomshire
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Every other Saturday 1-4 PM
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25th December 07, 03:10 PM
#9
Come to your senses - Kilt up!
I love it!
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25th December 07, 04:50 PM
#10
Sensible! Yes. Hmmm, Methinks clearly, kilted.
Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?
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