"Oh I am the best-dressed man in the world
that's what all the people sayyyy-ay.
Everybody knows I have a different set of clothes
for every single hour of the day.
He...has...a....
breakfast kilt for breakfast and a different kilt for brunch
no sooner has he donned it then it's time to change for lunch.
For lunch he has a tartan that is beautiful to see
he barely get's it bucked and it's time to change for tea..."
(from the operetta The Emperor's new clothes)
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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