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                                                23rd December 07, 07:06 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					As they have for the past 53 years NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) tracks Santa as he travels the globe delivering presents. We've been going on this site since we've had spawn. As soon as Santa enters Canadian air space they immediately go bolting upstairs to bed without even being told  . Merry Christmas everyone and remember; Not only does 'HE' see you when you're sleeping and when you're awake, NORAD is also watching!
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                23rd December 07, 07:08 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					So that's what they do....
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                                                23rd December 07, 07:11 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					Everything I needed to know about NORAD, the Mid Canada line, and the DEW line I learned from the wonderfully informative 50's monster movie "The Deadly Mantis"
 Cheers
 
 Jamie
 
				
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                                                23rd December 07, 07:17 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					You must mean thisDeadly Mantis
 
 
   
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                23rd December 07, 08:05 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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	Why am I not surprised? Please, however, mock NORAD. They are amazingly sophisticated as they can track, in real time, somebody that surprisingly looks like our James MacMillan* and eight drunken reindeer all over the world.
		
			
			
				
					  Originally Posted by Panache   Everything I needed to know about NORAD, the Mid Canada line, and the DEW line I learned from the wonderfully inforamtive 50's monster movie "The Deadly Mantis"
 Cheers
 
 Jamie
 
 
 
 *Speaking of Jay, has anyone seen him of late? He must be busy somehow this time of the season.
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                23rd December 07, 08:44 PM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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	Cute guys!  But I have had fun playing Santa many, many times. That's why I wasn't on line Friday or Saturday. I was Santa at two different Orphanages in TJ.....  That is fun every year, I've been doing that for longer than I have been kilted.
		
			
			
				
					  Originally Posted by ccga3359   Why am I not surprised? Please, however, mock NORAD. They are amazingly sophisticated as they can track, in real time, somebody that surprisingly looks like our James MacMillan* and eight drunken reindeer all over the world.
 
 
 *Speaking of Jay, has anyone seen him of late? He must be busy somehow this time of the season.
 
 Once, while walking around a downtown shopping area in Guadalajar Mexico, I noticed a little girl that couldn't take her eyes off me, finally she got enough nerve, to approach and ask - ¿Eres Santa? (Are you Santa?) thankfully I was quick thinking and said No, soy su primo. ¿Porataste bien? ( No, I'm his cousin, have you been a good girl?)
 
 Being fat and bearded can be fun
   
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                24th December 07, 10:41 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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                                                25th December 07, 11:56 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					I made a comment to my dad that they had it rough with us kids trying to convince us  that santa was comming, and all i had to do was goto that site and show Kira that santa was in New York...and where we were on the map , and she got right to bed ( a first or second I might add) with out argument!!!!
				 Irish diplomacy: is telling a man to go to he)) in such a way that he looks forward to the trip!
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                2nd January 08, 10:32 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					  Originally Posted by ccga3359   Why am I not surprised? Please, however, mock NORAD. They are amazingly sophisticated as they can track, in real time, somebody that surprisingly looks like our James MacMillan* and eight drunken reindeer all over the world.
 
 
 *Speaking of Jay, has anyone seen him of late? He must be busy somehow this time of the season.
 Speaking of Grant, he must be off on vacation.  If you mock ccga3359, and he doesn't respond, does an angel still get its wings?
  
 Best regards,
 
 Jake
 [B]Less talk, more monkey![/B]
 
	
	
		
                        
                                
                                        
                                                2nd January 08, 10:34 AM
                                        
                                
                                
                                        
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					  Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms   Speaking of Grant, he must be off on vacation.  If you mock  ccga3359, and he doesn't respond, does an angel still get its wings?   
Best regards,
 
Jake 
   
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