Just finished a See Thru Kilt

[ccga3359]

I'd wear one but people would see my short-comings

[Ozman1944]

Hey, I have had one of those invisible kilts for years; It's really great! I wear it in the shower all the time. I used to wear it to bed until the Northridge Earthquake, I now find jammies are better in emergencies.
(I just don't understand though, why you would carry such a big Claymore in place of a Sporran????)