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“And in Toronto,” she continued, “We find the most unusual fashion trend. It seems that in that city, we find a large number of men wearing kilts with a very unusual accessory. These men are all wearing sporrans that seem to be made in the form of a rubber chicken.”
Why didn't Ms. Stork mention the follow-up article in the Sun about the pack of wild dogs running through Toronto, savaging every chicken sporran in sight (and some beaver sporrans as well)? Witnesses said it was led by a large shaggy dog wearing a green and brown tartan collar ...